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2017 Classic: The Valerian Fail

 “I’m an agent of space and time!” “You’re a guy with a 2-hour commute. Space and time are currently winning.”

Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails & Salty Vibes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: The Ballerina (John Wick)
 "I'm a deadly dancer!" "You're a guy who tripped over his own fe...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
The Morning Mirror
A reflection of the night before and the day ahead.I looked in th...read more »
Q: What did the fish say...
Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam!read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1996 “Tabloid Scandals & Late Night TV” Edition
The 1996 Top 10: The “Prime Time & Uncensored” Jokes The ...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2008 “Superhero Peak & Economic Leak” Edition
In 2008, adult humor was a survival mechanism. If you weren't jok...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K Panic & Pie-Frenzy” Edition
In 1999, adult humor was a race against the clock. If you weren't...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
 "The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »

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2025 Classic: The AI Doctor
 "The AI says I have 'Techno-Stress'." "Is there a cure?" "Yes, i...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone
 "It has 10 cameras!" "Now I can take high-resolution photos of m...read more »
50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams & Legacy” Edition
In 2025, adult humor reached the "Pre-Release" phase. If you were...read more »
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life.The doctor told me...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hanson_Fan_9709/27/2003 19:36Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Startup_Kid09/24/2011 04:46Disrupting the comedy industry with this one!
@Korn_Follower07/17/2000 07:31Are you ready?! (For this joke).
@Chocolate_Rain04/24/2014 09:42I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Hide_The_Pain_H01/30/1995 11:18I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@This_Is_Fine_Dog05/04/2014 19:29Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.
@Infoseek_Explorer04/15/1999 16:44Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.
@StumbleUpon_User01/19/1998 06:05I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Selfie_King_0512/01/2010 07:03Taking a photo of me laughing!

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