Medical recommendations for a better love life.
The doctor told me I need to increase my heart rate at least three times a week. I told him I already do—every time I see the credit card bill.
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
"It's coming this time!" "Unless it can drive itself to my mothe...read more »
The Neighbor’s Grass
When the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.M...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Jurassic World 4
"The dinosaurs are back... again!" "Just like my back pain every...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
"Why was 2025 so fast?" "Because we spent the whole year waiting...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2002 “Web-Slinging & Reality Bites” Edition
In 2002, adult humor was caught in a web of pop culture. If you w...read more »
56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress & Turtleneck Vibes” Edition
In 2015, adult humor was viral, fast, and often filtered. If you ...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
The Late Night Text
A digital invitation that led to a very analog disappointment.She...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
The Hidden Snack Stash
A secret treasure map only she knows by heart.My kids think I don...read more »
Q: What do you call bees...
Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey?
A: ...read more »
The Gym Motivation
Working out for the wrong reasons, but with the right energy.I on...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
"I'm leaning into my dark side." "Your 'dark side' is just you f...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!
i thought it was going to be a long story but short ones are the best.
i was expecting something else but this was a pleasant surprise!
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. real humor for real people.