What s the…
What’s the difference between a blonde and a snowman? One is cold and the other is just frozen.
What kind of key opens a…
What kind of key opens a banana? Answer: A mon-key!
The Doctor’s Advice
Medical recommendations for a better love life. The doctor told me I need to increase my heart rate at least three times a week. I… Read More »The Doctor’s Advice
The Desktop Wallpaper
The only window to the outside world many of us have. My desktop wallpaper is a picture of a tropical beach. It’s the only way… Read More »The Desktop Wallpaper
Why did the blonde put her phone in the toaster?
She just wanted a “warm” reception.
2025 Classic: The Scared Bird
Why did the penguin go to the crypto-exchange? To “cold-stake” his assets. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive.… Read More »2025 Classic: The Scared Bird
2025 Archive: The Oasis “Live ‘25” Resurrection
Why the silence? Because everyone was too busy waiting in a virtual queue of 4 million people to complain about prices, proving that Britpop is… Read More »2025 Archive: The Oasis “Live ‘25” Resurrection
2025 Classic: Saw XI
Why was the trap so high-tech? Because Jigsaw’s apprentice is now a specialized AI that makes you solve a “Captcha” while a pendulum swings over… Read More »2025 Classic: Saw XI
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
A guy walks in with zero-gravity hair and says, “The Guinness pours much faster on the ISS.” Part of the 30 Bar Jokes: The 2025… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Space Tourist
2024 Vintage: The Real Madrid “Arda Güler” Fever
Why did Turkey go crazy? Because the kid from Madrid scored every 15 minutes, proving Real has more talent on the bench than other leagues… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Real Madrid “Arda Güler” Fever