Why did the penguin go to the crypto-exchange? To “cold-stake” his assets.
Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2006 "Wii-mote" Edition
In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Q: Why did that new restaurant...
Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Q: Where do penguins keep their...
Q: Where do penguins keep their money?
A: In a snowbank!read more »
Why did the math book look sad?
It had too many problems.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
You got it, dude! Hilarious.
I see you... laughing!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
This is a comment on a funny joke.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
Beep boop. Humor recognized.