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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
Kid: I’m hungry. Dad: Hi Hungry,...
Kid: I’m hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I’m Dad.read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
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