In 2009, the 51st Grammy Awards were a celebration of “Strange Pairings.” Robert Plant and Alison Krauss proved that you don’t need to scream or… Read More »41 Grammy Jokes: The 2009 “Raising Sand & Revolutionary Coldplay” Edition
No eye deer.
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely manner? Kid: I am. Dad: Nice to meet you, Capable of Putting… Read More »Dad: Is anyone here capable of…
My smart-ring sent a report to my doctor saying my “Recovery Score” is 12%. The doctor called and said, “Are you dying?” I said, “No,… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Smart-Ring Snitch
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 55 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Classic: The Monitor
Why did the blonde pour coffee on her mouse? She wanted to use “Java.” Part of the 49 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2023 AI Revolution… Read More »2023 Archive: The Java
Everything bad that happens to me now is just a “canon event” for my character development. It doesn’t make it better, but it makes it… Read More »2023 Archive: The Spider-Verse “Canon Event”
“I don’t need a light bulb, I have 50 AI-generated avatars of me as a cosmic warrior!” Part of the 51 Light Bulb Jokes: 2022… Read More »2022 Classic: The Lensa User
Why did a Turkish drone get its own music video? To prove that in 2022, “Electronic Warfare” includes catchy melodies that make the enemy’s air… Read More »2022 Classic: The “Bayraktar” Song
I did a BeReal at 3 AM while eating shredded cheese over the sink. 0 likes. My wife commented: “I can see you from the… Read More »2022 Archive: The Final Result
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