2017 Archive: Taylor Swift (Reputation)
Why did the “Old Taylor” die in 2017? Because she realized that snakes could be turned into jewelry and that writing a “Look What You… Read More »2017 Archive: Taylor Swift (Reputation)
2017 Archive: The Garden
She told the lawn it was “looking very 2016” and needed a “total disruption.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner &… Read More »2017 Archive: The Garden
2017 Vintage: The Honey
I’m “stuck” on a difficult level. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2017 Legacy: The Best Film Editing
Why did Hacksaw Ridge take it? Because cutting a war movie is like trying to organize a very loud riot. Part of the 39 Oscars… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Best Film Editing
2017 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why Sterling K. Brown? Because he cried so convincingly in This Is Us that tissue manufacturers saw their stock prices double. Part of the 39… Read More »2017 Archive: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
2017 Classic: The “Fire and Fury” Rhetoric
Why was the 2017 “Red Phone” between Washington and Pyongyang so hot? Because for the first time, a nuclear standoff felt like a high-stakes Twitter… Read More »2017 Classic: The “Fire and Fury” Rhetoric
2016 Classic: The Deadpool Movie
Why was the traveler so sarcastic to the flight attendant? Because he’d just seen Deadpool and thought breaking the fourth wall was a valid social skill. Part… Read More »2016 Classic: The Deadpool Movie
2015 Legacy: The USB-C Standard
Why was the tech guy finally happy? “It’s the future! One cable for my phone, my laptop, and my sanity!” (He still didn’t have the… Read More »2015 Legacy: The USB-C Standard
2014 Vintage: The Iggy Azalea “Fancy” Summer
Why the Clueless vibe? Because Iggy and Charli XCX owned the radio for the entire summer, making everyone say “I’m so fancy” while eating cereal… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Iggy Azalea “Fancy” Summer
2014 Legacy: The Old Fashioned
“Still drinking like a 60s ad man?” “Always.” Part of the 56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Old Fashioned