Why was the 2017 “Red Phone” between Washington and Pyongyang so hot? Because for the first time, a nuclear standoff felt like a high-stakes Twitter feud between two people who both think they have the best “Button.”
Part of the 34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
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2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
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2025 Vintage: The "Contractor" in Orbit
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2024 Classic: The "Night Vision" GPNVG-24
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39 Military Jokes: The 2009 “Afghan Surge & Predator Politics” Edition
In 2009, the military learned that "Counterinsurgency" in the des...read more »
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36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition
In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
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In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »
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Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition
In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
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2025 Classic: The "Winning" Narrative
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>