Why the high pay? Because “Space Security” in 2025 requires a lot of “Hazard Pay” and a very expensive spacesuit.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
I’ll be back... to read this again.
A F5 of a joke! Intense!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
No viruses here, just good vibes.
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