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2025 Vintage: The “Contractor” in Orbit

Why the high pay? Because “Space Security” in 2025 requires a lot of “Hazard Pay” and a very expensive spacesuit.

Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_User03/11/2008 14:25I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Resident_Evil_Z02/03/2006 11:48Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Terminator_T80012/21/2013 14:58I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Twister_Chaser09/21/2015 11:37A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Burning_CDs11/03/2015 10:57I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
@Matrix_Rebel04/27/1998 05:33I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Keyboard_Warrior06/16/2007 13:37F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Antivirus_Pro02/06/2000 20:20No viruses here, just good vibes.
@Marquee_Text_Fan05/25/1998 01:10<marquee>HA HA HA HA HA HA</marquee>

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