Why were the scanners so fast? Because in 2023, the software can recognize you even if you’re wearing a fake mustache and a “I’m not an insurgent” T-shirt.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!