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2023 Vintage: The “Bio-Metric” Border

Why were the scanners so fast? Because in 2023, the software can recognize you even if you’re wearing a fake mustache and a “I’m not an insurgent” T-shirt.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User02/07/2000 20:39I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Y2K_Ready11/14/2001 20:57If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Diablo_Cow_Level06/06/1999 08:23There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
@Dark_Knight_Joker12/18/2005 06:20Why so serious? Read this joke!
@Kernel_Panic_9811/13/2004 18:34This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Offspring_Guy12/23/1995 04:39The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@YouTube_Beta_User01/10/2012 13:29I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

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