Why the laser-links? To make sure that “Lag” is the only enemy we actually manage to defeat in 2025.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
I see funny people... everywhere!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
3D laughs are the best!