2023 Legacy: The “Total Force” Stress

Why the National Guard? Because “One Weekend a Month” has been officially redefined to mean “Whenever the World is Falling Apart.”

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ07/20/2012 03:38Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Twister_Chaser01/02/2001 13:39A F5 of a joke! Intense!

@OfficeWorker_9911/18/1997 15:37I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@Skate_Or_Die_9905/05/2015 02:09Totally gnarly humor, dude!

@Saved_By_The_Bell02/23/2008 19:28I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Walter_Sobchak08/23/2011 20:44Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Donny_V_ShutUp07/28/2014 08:37Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Cloud_Computing06/01/2001 12:56Storing my laughs in the cloud.