Why was the “Lightning II” sitting on the tarmac? Because it was waiting for a “System Update” that was more complicated than a NASA moon landing—proving that even a stealth jet can be defeated by a “Loading Bar.”
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I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Still digging for more humor!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.
Not bad. Not bad at all.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.