Why was June 2023 the most confusing weekend for NATO? Because we watched a private army start a “Marsz Sprawiedliwości” (March of Justice) toward Moscow, get within 200 km, and then decide to go to Belarus because they “didn’t want to shed blood”—proving that even a coup has a “Cancel Anytime” policy.
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