Why did the Pentagon start using “Project Maven”? To prove that an algorithm can find a target faster than a human, but it still can’t explain why the Lieutenant is lost in the motor pool.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!
A joke about nothing? Love it!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.