Why is there still one guy? Because he’s the “Time Traveler” of the unit, refusing to believe the 2010s are over.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I should make a stickman movie about this.
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.
The magic man... is laughing!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
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