2025 Archive: The “Nuclear” AI-Trigger

Why the debate? Because we’re not sure if giving the “Red Button” to a computer that loves “Tic-Tac-Toe” is a good idea.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@CoolSkater9805/07/1999 00:55Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Flash_Animator03/07/1997 17:59I should make a stickman movie about this.

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club07/15/2011 10:02A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Simpson_Quotes06/17/1997 16:54D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?

@C++_Dev_9806/28/1999 01:41I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Agent_Smith_0102/08/2007 22:09It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink07/29/2006 19:29I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Hamster_Dance_X03/14/2013 07:28Di-da-di-da-di-da-do-do! Funniest site ever!