Why did the Marines start walking mechanical dogs in 2024? To prove that the “Future of War” involves a machine that never needs a vet, but requires 15 IT specialists and a very long charging cable.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
I want it that way... the funny way!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
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