Why 2023? Because the “Official Briefing” was always 6 hours behind the “Mil-Blogger” who was currently standing in a crater with a selfie stick.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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