Why the big lens? To prove that the “Future of War” is basically just a very high-powered game of “Tag” with a multi-million dollar laser.
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Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
I’m saving this text file to my 3.5" diskette.
Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Spinning my leek and laughing at this!
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