2024 Classic: The “Total Force” Burnout

Why the Guard? Because they’ve spent more time on “Active Duty” in 2024 than the actual “Active” guys who are stuck in “Training.”

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Tamagotchi_Dad09/26/2000 16:53Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Ace_Ventura_Pet08/08/1999 16:17Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Britney_Spears_Fan05/12/2013 21:37Oops, I laughed again!

@Lock_Stock_Two09/19/2002 17:48It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@He_Man_Power04/11/2000 12:57I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Nyan_Cat_Space10/23/2005 21:33Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!

@Frame_Set_Wizard04/25/2006 23:49I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Mind_Blown_Gif12/19/1999 05:57*Boom* - there goes my brain!