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2024 Vintage: The “Hearts and Minds” 2024

Why the “Signal-Aid”? Because providing a “Secure VPN” is the new way to win over a local population.

Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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