2024 Archive: The “Combat Camera” Dragon View

Why the “Orange Glow”? To make sure the “Impact” looks as terrifying and cinematic as possible for the 24-hour news cycle.

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the expansion? Because "Logistics" is now the world’s most ex...read more »

In 2025, the military realized that if your AI doesn't have "Edge...read more »

Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »

Why did it change to "Algorithmic Superiority"? Because "Winning"...read more »

Why so many? To see which country can give away their "Leopard 1s...read more »

In 1996, the military world was caught between two eras. We were ...read more »

Why the palm scan? To make sure that the person holding the rifle...read more »

Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the "Infiltrator" used a...read more »

Why the high pay? Because "Space Security" in 2025 requires a lot...read more »

Why so quiet? Because the first rule of "Satellite Tag" is that n...read more »

Why the Mach 7 upgrade? To deliver a "Message of Peace" so fast t...read more »

In 2005, the military realized that "Stabilization" was just a fa...read more »

In 2011, the military realized that "History" doesn't just happen...read more »

Why the "Neural-Link"? Because "Winning Hearts" is easier when yo...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1605/11/2007 05:51I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Net_Neutral_9509/07/2015 12:11This is why we need the internet.

@Speed_Racer_Go07/15/2002 12:45Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).

@Salad_Fingers_F07/14/2010 17:31I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Grammar_Nazi_9910/17/2012 05:57Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!