Why did the Navy build ships with no kitchens? Because in 2025, if a ship doesn’t have a crew, it doesn’t need “Midnight Rations,” “Coffee,” or “Feelings”—just a really big battery and a Wi-Fi router.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
High five for this joke!