Why did the scanner reject the Lieutenant? Because the AI determined his “Stress Level” was too high to be trusted with a laser pointer.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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The green petal is glowing! New joke!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
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