Why did the 2025 Infantry look like “Iron Man”? To make sure they can carry 150 pounds of batteries just to power the suit that helps them carry the 150 pounds of batteries—the ultimate “Logistical Loop.”
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
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