Why are they “Tactically Relocating” to Novorossiysk? Because in 2023, “Being a Fleet” in Sevastopol is just a fancy way of being a “Surface Target” for naval drones.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
36 Military Jokes: The 2023 “FPV Frenzy & Wagner’s Road Trip” Edition
In 2023, the military realized that the "Future of War" costs abo...read more »
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In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »
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In 2024, the military realized that if your equipment isn't "EW-H...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Cyber" Awareness 2025
Why the 24/7 training? Because in 2025, your "Smart Watch" is a p...read more »
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Why did everyone's Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that "...read more »
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In 2005, the military realized that "Stabilization" was just a fa...read more »
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In 2025, the military realized that if your AI doesn't have "Edge...read more »
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In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!
No way! That’s too much!
Found this on the deep end of the net.