You know, I don’t know what…
You know, I don’t know what I’d do without my mother-in-law – but it’s nice dreaming about it.
Why did the man put a clock under his pillow before bed?
He wasn’t dreaming of geometry. He just really wanted to wake up on time!
Why did the blonde put sugar under her pillow?
I just heard this one and it’s too good not to share: She wanted to have sweet dreams.
2025 Archive: The 2025 Dating
“I’m using an AI wingman!” “Did he help?” “He told me to be ‘demure’ and ‘mindful’, but the girl just thought I was having a stroke.”… Read More »2025 Archive: The 2025 Dating
2024 Archive: The Election Year
She says 2024 is a big year for “campaigning.” Specifically, her campaign to get the guest room repainted “a color that doesn’t scream middle-class desperation.”… Read More »2024 Archive: The Election Year
2024 Classic: The Civil War Movie
I told her the country is divided. She said, “The only ‘civil war’ here is between you and the instruction manual for the new grill.”… Read More »2024 Classic: The Civil War Movie
2023 Archive: The “Russian” Black Sea Fleet
Why are they “Tactically Relocating” to Novorossiysk? Because in 2023, “Being a Fleet” in Sevastopol is just a fancy way of being a “Surface Target”… Read More »2023 Archive: The “Russian” Black Sea Fleet
2021 Classic: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2021 “NFT &… Read More »2021 Classic: The Walk
2021 Classic: The Adele (30) Fan
“Go easy on me, baby… I was still a 40-watt when the power surged.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2021 – The Global… Read More »2021 Classic: The Adele (30) Fan
2020 Legacy: The Scared Spider
Why did the spider join the circus? He was a “web-obat.” Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine” Edition archive. Historically Verified