He wasn’t dreaming of geometry. He just really wanted to wake up on time!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 "The Dress" Edition
In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »
Kid: Did you get a haircut?...
Kid: Did you get a haircut?
Dad: No, I got them all cut!read more »
51 Original Dad Jokes: The 2004 "Social Network" Edition
In 2004, the world started getting "connected" in ways we never i...read more »
Kid: Dad, can you make me...
Kid: Dad, can you make me a sandwich?
Dad: Poof! You’re a sandwi...read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
The world didn't end, the computers didn't crash, and dads everyw...read more »
Kid: Dad, have you listened to...
Kid: Dad, have you listened to a word I've said?
Dad: What an od...read more »
Why did the smartphone need glasses?
It lost all its contacts.read more »
Q: What’s the difference between a...
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is ...read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Why did the photo go to jail?
It was framed.read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Bid 10/10 for this humor!
Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
Better than the bonus features on my new discs!
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
this is so bad its actually good. shared it with my coworkers today.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.
classic! we need a “print” button for these.
this made me smile after a long day at work. thank u for posting this!
i’ve heard a version of this in london, but this one is much better.