Because the students were too bright.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
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Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?