Why did the smartphone need glasses?

It lost all its contacts.

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »

It was framed.read more »

In 2015, the world couldn't agree on anything—especially not the ...read more »

In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

Q: Where do penguins keep their money? A: In a snowbank!read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

Q: Why is the cow always smiling? A: It’s in a good mooood I gue...read more »

Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: You put a little boogie in...read more »

In case he got a hole in one.read more »

The students were too bright.read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

@Pixel_Addict07/19/2008 13:24LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@X-Files_Spooky04/28/2004 11:34I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@GameBoy_Color10/04/2012 00:53Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@Harry_Potter_Hermione05/13/1997 18:05It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Campus_King07/08/2014 20:41The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.

@Butthead_Uhhh06/15/1999 16:22Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Excite_User_9711/18/2001 08:43This site is very exciting!