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It lost all its contacts.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a washer? When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn’t follow you around for a week.
This blonde one-liner is short and sweet: A Golden Retriever.
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I’m “beaming” with joy over 5G upgrades. Part of the 104 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Sora & Reality 2.0 Edition (2024) archive. Historically Verified
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