The house knows when we’re arguing and turns the temp down to “Cool Off.” We’re currently shivering in the living room.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Thinking is definitely funny today.
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
3D laughs are the best!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!