The house plays music based on my mood. It’s been playing “Loser” by Beck since I got home.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Smart Home Uprising
The house refused to let us in until we apologized to the vacuum...read more »
2025 Classic: The Aura Tracker
My watch told me I lost 500 "Aura points" for forgetting to say ...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & Smartphone” Edition
In 2002, marriage was about the first big-screen Spider-Man,...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
Why is this so relatable?
My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” ...read more »
The Birthday Wish
A magical moment that reveals the truth about aging.My wife blew ...read more »
The Selective Memory
Remembering the important dates... and everything else.My wife ha...read more »
2021 Joke: I Asked My Wife
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’s ever been with. She s...read more »
The Remote Control
The ultimate symbol of power in the modern living room.We have a ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Avatar Date
I sent my avatar to her sister’s wedding. She sent her avatar to...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
A joke about nothing? Love it!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
128kbps of pure comedy gold.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
My fist is clenched... with joy!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
I choose to believe it’s funny.
Found this on the deep end of the net.