My wife asked me: „What are you doing today?” I said: „Nothing.” She said: „You did that yesterday.” I replied: „I know, I haven’t finished yet.” Marriage is basically just two people asking each other what they want for dinner until one of them finally dies of hunger.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The VR Gym
I told her I’m training to be a gladiator. She said, "You’re jus...read more »
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
The Hearing Aid
Communication is the foundation of any long-lasting marriage.My w...read more »
58 Marriage Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Motorola” Edition
In 2004, marriage entered the era of social media distraction and...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition
In 1997, marriage was about surviving the three-hour emotional ma...read more »
65 Marriage Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Nokia” Edition
In 2000, marriage survived the Y2K bug only to face the challenge...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Chip
I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »
The Marriage Counselor
Professional advice for the amateur husband.The counselor told us...read more »
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The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
68 Marriage Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, marriage was about the high-stakes introduction of Siri ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Digital Estate
I told her I’m leaving her my "Skins" in my will. She said, "I w...read more »
62 Marriage Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin” Edition
In 2017, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of investin...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
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