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2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is

A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short. Until you realize it’s mostly about whose turn it is to take out the trash.

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Y2K_Ready07/10/2004 01:46If the world ends in 2000, at least I died laughing.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole08/05/2006 20:34I see funny people... everywhere!
@Snatch_Mickey12/18/2008 00:30Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Ferris_Bueller09/01/1997 20:53Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Cal_Naughton_Jr02/08/2014 05:10The magic man... is laughing!
@PeanutButter_J01/02/2009 06:50It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Blink_Tag_User05/29/2001 21:23<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Terran_Marine09/13/2009 08:05Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Filter_Fanatic01/14/2007 05:02This joke looks better with a sepia filter.
@Streamer_Pro_9908/14/2003 14:11Thanks for the donation and the joke!

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