A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short. Until you realize it’s mostly about whose turn it is to take out the trash.
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🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2016 Classic: The Moana
"You're Welcome." I sing this every time I do a basic chore. My wife is considering "restoring t... read more »
"You're Welcome." I sing this every time I do a basic chore. My wife is considering "restoring t... read more »
2. 1997 Legacy: The Subtitles
We tried to watch a foreign film. After ten minutes, we gave up and watched The Lost World: Jura... read more »
We tried to watch a foreign film. After ten minutes, we gave up and watched The Lost World: Jura... read more »
3. 1995 Archive: The Nap
I tried to take a nap. She decided that was the perfect time to start vacuuming the hallway.Part... read more »
I tried to take a nap. She decided that was the perfect time to start vacuuming the hallway.Part... read more »
4. 2011 Vintage: The Ghost Protocol
I told her I’m Ethan Hunt. She said, "Your 'Mission Impossible' is finding a pair of matching so... read more »
I told her I’m Ethan Hunt. She said, "Your 'Mission Impossible' is finding a pair of matching so... read more »
5. 1996 Classic: The Beanie Baby
My wife says her collection is our retirement fund. I guess we’re living in a plush, lobster-sha... read more »
My wife says her collection is our retirement fund. I guess we’re living in a plush, lobster-sha... read more »
6. 2000 Archive: The Final Word
She said, "New year, new you?" I said, "New year, same me, just with a better phone."Part of the... read more »
She said, "New year, new you?" I said, "New year, same me, just with a better phone."Part of the... read more »
7. 2004 Classic: The Pinkberry
She wants "frozen yogurt." I told her it’s just cold sadness in a cup.Part of the 58 Marriage Jo... read more »
She wants "frozen yogurt." I told her it’s just cold sadness in a cup.Part of the 58 Marriage Jo... read more »
8. 2016 Classic: The Sia
"Cheap Thrills." I told her I don't need money to have fun. She said, "The electric company disa... read more »
"Cheap Thrills." I told her I don't need money to have fun. She said, "The electric company disa... read more »
9. 2010 Classic: The Ke$ha
"Tik Tok." The party don't start 'til I walk in. My wife said the party ends when I start singin... read more »
"Tik Tok." The party don't start 'til I walk in. My wife said the party ends when I start singin... read more »
10. 2012 Vintage: The Carly Rae Jepsen
"Call Me Maybe." I gave my number to my wife. She said, "I already have it, and it’s currently b... read more »
"Call Me Maybe." I gave my number to my wife. She said, "I already have it, and it’s currently b... read more »
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