The difference between the digital life and the real one.
My wife posted a picture of us on Instagram with the caption “My Rock.” In reality, I’m more like the pebble she trips over on the way to the kitchen.
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Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
I am crying... with laughter!
Laughing is as laughing does.
Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. total brain fog.
i’m still thinking about the pepperoni part from earlier.
i’m gonna use this as an icebreaker at the party tomorrow. wish me luck!
Solid content. Keep them coming!