2025 Vintage: The Apple Glasses

My wife is wearing them while we eat. I asked what she’s looking at. She said, “A version of you with a better haircut and a higher credit score.”

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

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I told her I want to delete the memory of our last argument. She...read more »

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My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »

In 2003, marriage was about quoting Nemo, discovering the power o...read more »

In 2024, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the Tota...read more »

In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »

In 2015, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of "The Dre...read more »

"Yes, dear." (Synced across all devices, including the smart-toa...read more »

He’s drinking "Blue Sludge" to live to 150. I told him I can't h...read more »

A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »

Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »

@Buffy_Summers_9712/11/2000 05:56Slaying these jokes one by one.

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli12/04/1999 01:01That still only counts as one laugh!

@Pirates_Jack_S01/14/2003 16:30But you have heard of this joke!

@Borat_Very_Nice03/11/2008 02:57Very nice! Great success!

@White_Goodman_G12/11/2001 10:05We’re better than you, and we know it!

@Podcast_Listener10/02/2014 03:26I’ll mention this in my next episode!