He’s drinking “Blue Sludge” to live to 150. I told him I can’t handle another 100 years of his dad jokes.
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The AI Podcast
He started a show where he interviews himself. I told him he’s h...read more »
55 Marriage Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Minivan” Edition
In 1996, marriage was about navigating the transition from flanne...read more »
70 Marriage Jokes: The 2001 “Odyssey & iPod” Edition
In 2001, marriage was about the arrival of the first iPod, the ci...read more »
The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
The Diet Partner
Losing weight is easier when you have someone to suffer with.My w...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bitcoin 2.0
I told her I’m "HODLing" again. She said, "You’re 'HODLing' onto...read more »
2000 Joke: A Happy Marriage Is
A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too sho...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Scales
It told me "One at a time, please." I was standing there alone. ...read more »
The Thermostat Battle
The eternal struggle for the perfect indoor climate.Marriage is j...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Holo-Chef
I told her the AI chef is better than her. She told the AI chef ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Lighting
It turns red when I’m about to say something stupid. The house h...read more »
66 Marriage Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite & Thanos” Edition
In 2018, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Tha...read more »
2025 Classic: The Digital Twin
My husband created a digital twin of himself to handle all his "...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
It really whips the llama's ass!
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
True friendship is sharing a good joke.
Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.