I told her I’m “HODLing” again. She said, “You’re ‘HODLing’ onto a dream that died in 2022. Go get a job.”
Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 2025 “GPT-5 & Digital Twins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
A recent study has found that...
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2025 Legacy: The Choice
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The Hearing Aid
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67 Marriage Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie & Frozen” Edition
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2025 Vintage: The Avatar Date
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The In-Law Visit
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The Life Insurance
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The Morning Person
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1996 Joke: My Husband And I
My husband and I have a great relationship. He never listens to m...read more »
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I forgot our 10th anniversary, so I sent her a deepfake video of...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Why so serious? Read this joke!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
... (Laughter in silence).
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.