The Apology Strategy
Hugh Grant is at the police station, and the officer asks: “Mr. Grant, why did you do it? You have Elizabeth Hurley at home!”Hugh sighs,… Read More »The Apology Strategy
Why did the cow win an…
Why did the cow win an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!
Why did the blonde try to cook a phone?
This blonde one-liner is short and sweet: She heard it was a smart-phone.
2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
Why the delay? For a Pixar movie that reminded us that being the “Ambassador of Earth” is a lot of work for a kid who… Read More »2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
2025 Vintage: The “6-7” Meme
Why did teachers across the world finally give up in 2025? Because the “6-7” trend became so nonsensical and omnipresent that adults realized the youth… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “6-7” Meme
2025 Vintage: The 6G Launch
Why did the blonde run so fast she hit a wall? She heard “6G” was “instantaneous” and thought she had to move at the speed… Read More »2025 Vintage: The 6G Launch
2025 Legacy: The “Crypto-Stabilization”
Why was Bitcoin boring? Because it finally became a “stable” global reserve, making the “to the moon” memes look like relics from a more chaotic… Read More »2025 Legacy: The “Crypto-Stabilization”
2025 Classic: The Nate Bargatze Hosting
Why was “America’s nicest comedian” a hit? Because after years of political rants, Nate just stood there talking about not understanding his own thermostat, which… Read More »2025 Classic: The Nate Bargatze Hosting
2025 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a long closure and discovering a frosted plastic container with calcified contents labeled “Parish Festival… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Tupperware Archaeology
2025 Vintage: The Bitcoin 2.0
I told her I’m “HODLing” again. She said, “You’re ‘HODLing’ onto a dream that died in 2022. Go get a job.” Part of the 65… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Bitcoin 2.0