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2011 Archive: The Contagion Paranoia

 I just watched a movie about a virus and now I’m washing my hands every time I see a door handle.

Part of the 64 Observational One-Liners: The 2011 Viral Awakening archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Ebay_Sniper08/06/2004 09:12Bid 10/10 for this humor!
@Clueless_Cher05/07/1999 18:03As if! This is too funny.
@Retro_Gamer_Girl04/18/2007 12:02Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Bluetooth_Bot01/27/2000 15:39Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Blade_Runner_201907/11/2004 08:57All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Rick_Roller_0702/24/1997 08:36Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!
@Best_Viewed_IE403/09/2004 17:46Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@Bebo_Lover_0501/03/2009 22:49Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular10/21/2007 12:55I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@LonelyGirl15_F10/15/2002 18:27Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!

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