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Why did the blonde try to cook a phone?

This blonde one-liner is short and sweet:

She heard it was a smart-phone.

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ06/22/1998 12:17Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
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@Unix_Wizard01/30/2010 16:09sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
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@PopUp_Blocker_X03/02/2014 17:42I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
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