Why did the cow win an…

Why did the cow win an award?
Because it was outstanding in its field!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Why don’t elephants use computers? Because they’re afraid of the...read more »

Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank...read more »

What kind of dog loves indulging in magic tricks? A hocus-pocus ...read more »

Welcome to 2020. The year the world hit the "pause" button, every...read more »

Why don’t lions play cards in the wild? Too many cheetahs!read more »

There was a papa mole, a momma mole, and a baby mole. They lived ...read more »

Welcome to 2021. The year we all learned way too much about the g...read more »

What do sheep say to each other at bedtime? “Fleece dreams!”read more »

Welcome to 2022. The year we all became obsessed with five-letter...read more »

Welcome to 2023. The year we wore pink to watch a movie about nuc...read more »

Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the...read more »

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves...read more »

Welcome to 2017. The year Apple removed the home button and gave ...read more »

What do ducks use to fix things? Duck tape!read more »

@Harry_Potter_Ron07/07/2001 08:06Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Voodoo_3dfx01/29/2014 14:39The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.

@SoundBlaster_AWE06/19/1997 05:03Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Donny_V_ShutUp10/23/2012 05:15Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan03/31/1996 18:22Silently laughing in the snow.

@Rocket_Power_9905/29/2014 04:25We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Brennan_Huff_X03/14/2010 07:32I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@AllYourBase_9905/01/2014 09:17All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!

@Scumbag_Steve_X03/24/2007 02:06Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.