What do ducks use to fix things?
Duck tape!
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🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025) Archive
1. Why did the beaver get a…
Why did the beaver get a promotion? Because he was dam good at his job! read more »
Why did the beaver get a promotion? Because he was dam good at his job! read more »
2. What do frogs order at fast…
What do frogs order at fast food restaurants? French flies and a diet croak! read more »
What do frogs order at fast food restaurants? French flies and a diet croak! read more »
3. Why was the squirrel late to…
Why was the squirrel late to school? Because he got caught in a nut traffic jam! read more »
Why was the squirrel late to school? Because he got caught in a nut traffic jam! read more »
4. Why did the horse go behind…
Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys! read more »
Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys! read more »
6. Why did the antelope bring a…
Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house! read more »
Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house! read more »
7. 1995 Classic: Cat vs. Windows 95
My cat spent three hours today trying to catch the cursor on my monitor. Windows 95 promised mult... read more »
My cat spent three hours today trying to catch the cursor on my monitor. Windows 95 promised mult... read more »
8. How do you catch a squirrel?…
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! read more »
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! read more »
9. 81 Animal Jokes: The 2016 Augmented Reality & Harambe Protocol
Welcome to 2016. The year we all walked into lamp posts while trying to catch a digital Charizar... read more »
Welcome to 2016. The year we all walked into lamp posts while trying to catch a digital Charizar... read more »
10. The Final Roar
Closing the animal kingdom with a final OHH! hit.What’s the difference between a dog and a cat? A... read more »
Closing the animal kingdom with a final OHH! hit.What’s the difference between a dog and a cat? A... read more »
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