What do ducks use to fix…

What do ducks use to fix things?
Duck tape!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Welcome to 1997. The world went crazy for bean-filled plushies, J...read more »

Welcome to 2019. The year we tried to storm a top-secret military...read more »

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves...read more »

What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming tr...read more »

Welcome to 2008. The year Steve Jobs opened the App Store and sud...read more »

Why did the beaver get a promotion? Because he was dam good at h...read more »

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys!read more »

Welcome to 2003. A year where we all promised "Fish are friends, ...read more »

Finding the right look for the mud pit.What do you call a pig tha...read more »

What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!read more »

Welcome to 2006. The year we all threw our TV remotes through the...read more »

What kind of math do owls like? Owl-gebra!read more »

Swinging through the branches of wit.What’s a monkey’s favorite c...read more »

How do you make a goldfish age backward? Put it in de-fin-itely ...read more »

@SpaceJam_Fan10/21/2003 00:50Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.

@Pirate_Bay_9904/15/2004 10:17Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Lock_Stock_Two09/21/2001 06:44It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Bam_Margera_Fan10/30/2013 10:59Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!

@Bill_Nye_Fan09/04/2008 18:13Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

@Loituma_Girl01/10/2005 13:43Spinning my leek and laughing at this!

@Confused_Travolta03/26/1996 11:31Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

@Frame_Set_Wizard07/26/1995 16:19I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.

@Orkut_Member_9909/14/2010 23:42A fan from Brazil! Great humor!

@Web_2_0_Fan07/03/2002 18:08This is the future of humor!