Why did the beaver get a…

Why did the beaver get a promotion?
Because he was dam good at his job!

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank...read more »

Welcome to 2023. The year we wore pink to watch a movie about nuc...read more »

Welcome to 2015. The year a single photograph of a dress tore fam...read more »

Welcome to 2016. The year we all walked into lamp posts while try...read more »

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!read more »

Why did the antelope bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard...read more »

Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around too long!read more »

Welcome to 2001. A year where we learned that ogres have layers l...read more »

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go!read more »

When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and ...read more »

How do you make a goldfish age backward? Put it in de-fin-itely ...read more »

Why did the pig become an actor? Because he was a real ham!read more »

What do you get if you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming tr...read more »

Why are frogs so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them!read more »

@Sega_Genesis_Kid10/16/2011 16:14Better than 16-bit graphics!

@DVD_Collector02/14/2005 00:12Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Charmed_Ones05/29/2004 04:04The power of three... laughs!

@Melrose_Place_Fan12/21/1998 12:14Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Myspace_First_Friend03/25/1995 17:47I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Tech_Support_Guy03/28/2003 01:10Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?

@Overclocker_Pro02/12/2012 23:57My CPU is running hot after this one!

@PopUp_Blocker_X05/15/2007 09:18I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Second_Life_Avy02/28/1996 16:37In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.