Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them!
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
What do frogs order at fast...
What do frogs order at fast food restaurants?
French flies and a...read more »
Why did the bat miss the...
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around too long!read more »
The Fish Tank
Aquatic life and the limits of glass walls.Two fish are in a tank...read more »
Why did the cat sit on...
Why did the cat sit on the computer?
It wanted to keep an eye on...read more »
80 Animal Jokes: The Barbenheimer & Generative AI Protocol (2023)
Welcome to 2023. The year we wore pink to watch a movie about nuc...read more »
Two bats are hanging upside down...
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other,...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The Ever Given & Squid Game Protocol (2021)
Welcome to 2021. The year we all learned way too much about the g...read more »
71 Animal Jokes: The 2011 Siri & Virtual Assistant Protocol
Welcome to 2011. The year we started talking to our phones and th...read more »
How do you make a goldfish...
How do you make a goldfish age backward?
Put it in de-fin-itely ...read more »
The Rabbit Speed
Bouncing through the meadow of comedy.How many rabbits does it ta...read more »
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How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!read more »
What do cows read in the...
What do cows read in the morning?
The moos-paper!read more »
The Monkey Business
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
This is why we need the internet.
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
The future is laughing at us.
The cat is just sitting there laughing!