Bouncing through the meadow of comedy.
How many rabbits does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but you’ll have a dozen more by the time he’s finished.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
81 Animal Jokes: The 2000 Dragon-Byte Protocol
Welcome to the year 2000. We survived the Y2K bug, but now we hav...read more »
What kind of dog loves indulging...
What kind of dog loves indulging in magic tricks?
A hocus-pocus ...read more »
75 Animal Jokes: The 2013 Harlem Shake & Next-Gen Protocol
Welcome to 2013. The year we all stood still for fifteen seconds ...read more »
The Monkey Business
Swinging through the branches of wit.What’s a monkey’s favorite c...read more »
The Turtle Race
Slow and steady wins the... eventually.A turtle was mugged by a g...read more »
A boy is selling fish on...
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers' attentio...read more »
81 Animal Jokes: The 2016 Augmented Reality & Harambe Protocol
Welcome to 2016. The year we all walked into lamp posts while try...read more »
The Duck’s Bill
When the check arrives at the pond.A duck walks into a store and ...read more »
82 Animal Jokes: The Ever Given & Squid Game Protocol (2021)
Welcome to 2021. The year we all learned way too much about the g...read more »
Why did the chicken join a...
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!read more »
😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
What do you call a snake...
What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A civil s...read more »
The Goat Attitude
Stubbornness as a lifestyle choice.Why was the goat so upset? Bec...read more »
Why did the bear bring a...
Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school?
He wanted to be a k...read more »
How do bees get to school?...
How do bees get to school?
On the school buzz!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Better than a headshot in Complex!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
I love gold! And I love this joke!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.
so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
who writes these?? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.