Bouncing through the meadow of comedy.
How many rabbits does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but you’ll have a dozen more by the time he’s finished.
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🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025) Archive
1. What did the dolphin say when…
What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake? “I didn’t do it on porpoise!” read more »
What did the dolphin say when he made a mistake? “I didn’t do it on porpoise!” read more »
2. Why don’t oysters share their pearls?…
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re a little shellfish! read more »
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re a little shellfish! read more »
3. Why did the bear bring a…
Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school? He wanted to be a koala-fied student! read more »
Why did the bear bring a suitcase to school? He wanted to be a koala-fied student! read more »
4. Two bats are hanging upside down…
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day l... read more »
Two bats are hanging upside down on a branch. One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day l... read more »
5. 72 Animal Jokes: The 2015 Color War & Hotline Protocol
Welcome to 2015. The year a single photograph of a dress tore families apart over whether it was... read more »
Welcome to 2015. The year a single photograph of a dress tore families apart over whether it was... read more »
6. The Squirrel Strategy
Mastering the art of winter preparation.My wife said I’m like a squirrel. I hide things in "safe ... read more »
Mastering the art of winter preparation.My wife said I’m like a squirrel. I hide things in "safe ... read more »
8. 82 Animal Jokes: The 2003 Nemo & Tunes Protocol
Welcome to 2003. A year where we all promised "Fish are friends, not food," Apple finally gave u... read more »
Welcome to 2003. A year where we all promised "Fish are friends, not food," Apple finally gave u... read more »
9. Why don’t zebras play hide and…
Why don’t zebras play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted! read more »
Why don’t zebras play hide and seek? Because they’re always spotted! read more »
10. 83 Animal Jokes: The 2004 Social Feed & Filter Protocol
Welcome to 2004. Mark Zuckerberg just launched "TheFacebook" from his dorm, Google invited us to... read more »
Welcome to 2004. Mark Zuckerberg just launched "TheFacebook" from his dorm, Google invited us to... read more »
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[2013-12-09 ARCHIVE_LOG]Unix_Wizard: sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
[2000-08-21 ARCHIVE_LOG]Rugrats_Tommy: A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
[1996-03-04 ARCHIVE_LOG]Anchorman_Ron: I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
[1995-11-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]Success_Kid_Win: Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
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so much better than all those weird ai generated jokes you see everywhere now.
who writes these?? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.