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The Monkey Business

Swinging through the branches of wit.

What’s a monkey’s favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp.

🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

75 Animal Jokes: The 2013 Harlem Shake & Next-Gen Protocol
Welcome to 2013. The year we all stood still for fifteen seconds ...read more »
What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!read more »
78 Animal Jokes: The Spatial Vision & Pygmy Hippo Protocol (2024)
Welcome to 2024. The year we traded the "real world" for the Appl...read more »
The Lion’s Pride
King of the jungle, but maybe not the kitchen.What’s a lion’s fav...read more »
Why did the bat miss the...
Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around too long!read more »
How do you know if there’s...
How do you know if there’s a giraffe in your fridge? You can sme...read more »
What kind of math do owls...
What kind of math do owls like? Owl-gebra!read more »
83 Animal Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Bug Protocol
Welcome to 1999. The world lives in the shadow of the Matrix, mus...read more »
Why did the giraffe get bad...
Why did the giraffe get bad grades? Because he had his head in t...read more »
What do you call a sleeping...
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!read more »

😜 More from category: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)

83 Animal Jokes: The 2004 Social Feed & Filter Protocol
Welcome to 2004. Mark Zuckerberg just launched "TheFacebook" from...read more »
Two guys are walking through a...
Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lio...read more »
What do you call a lazy...
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato!read more »
83 Animal Jokes: The Notch & Fyre Protocol (2017)
Welcome to 2017. The year Apple removed the home button and gave ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Friends_Lover11/09/1996 20:40Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Bluetooth_Bot07/17/2002 16:33Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Silk_Road_Ghost11/03/1995 16:32Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Pi_Mathematics12/05/2014 04:53Finding the patterns in the humor.
@Nirvana_Teen03/27/2006 03:48Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
@Beavis_Cornholio10/14/1999 13:16I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Animorphs_X10/28/2010 15:04I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@Party_On_Garth05/02/2007 18:10I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
@Napoleon_Dyna08/25/2002 02:13Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Top_List_Winner09/19/2003 10:36Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

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