Swinging through the branches of wit.
What’s a monkey’s favorite cookie? Chocolate chimp.
🔥 Top 10: The Animal Joke Archive (1995–2025)
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What kind of key opens a...
What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!read more »
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Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around too long!read more »
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What kind of math do owls...
What kind of math do owls like?
Owl-gebra!read more »
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
A bulldozer!read more »
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Could this joke BE any funnier?
Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Finding the patterns in the humor.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!
Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.
i’m laughing so hard i woke up the dog. sorry buddy.
the logic holds up. i checked. lol.