Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, “Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord.” He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: “Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive.”
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Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
What a feeling! (Being funny).
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
I choose to believe it’s funny.